15 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

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15 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

1. “Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” — Phyllis Diller

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2. “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” — Oscar Wilde

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3. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni

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4. “Love is a grave mental illness.” — Plato

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5. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

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6. “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.” — Jay Leno

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7. “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” — W. Somerset Maugham

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8. “Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valery

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9. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” — Lewis Black

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10. “Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.” — 30 Rock

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11. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

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12. “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah

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13. “Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.” — Jimmy Fallon

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14. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard

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15. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” — Albert Einstein

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Best Valentine’s Day Quotes & Sayings

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Here are the best Valentine’s Day Quotes, message, greetings, wishes & Sayings that you can put as a status on your Facebook Timeline, your valentine’s wall or you can put as a Whatsapp status.

Best Valentine’s Day Quotes & Sayings

Best Valentine's Day Quotes & Sayings

“When love is not madness, it is not love.”
– Pedro Calderon de la Barca

“For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.”
Rosemonde Gerard

“Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.”
Unknown

“Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.”
Unknown

“When you love someone, you love all of them… you gotta love everything about them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things that you find lovable and the things you don’t”
From Valentine’s Day Movie.

“A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.”
Unknown

“Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.”
Antoine de Saint-Expuery,

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
Albert Einstein

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.”
William Shakespeare

“Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.”
Unknown

“A bell is no bell ’til you ring it,
A song is no song ’til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay –
Love isn’t love
‘Til you give it away.”
Oscar Hammerstein, “You Are Sixteen” from the film Sound of Music

“A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.”
Latin Proverb

“Love me and the world is mine.”
David Reed

“My heart to you is given;
Oh, do give yours to me;
We’ll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.”
Frederick Saunders

“Love is being stupid together.”
Paul Valery

“True love stories never have endings.”
Richard Bach

“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
Plato

“I love you like crazy, baby
‘Cuz I’d go crazy without you.”
Pixie Foudre

“Come live in my heart and pay no rent.”
Samuel Lover

“There is no remedy for love but to love more.”
Thoreau

“The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.”
Unknown

“Love is the greatest refreshment in life.”
Pablo Picasso

“I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.”
Henry Ward Beecher

“Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.”
Saint Augustine